Monday, October 18, 2010

I'm Gonna Misuse This Blog

I know i ve never contribute to this blog but....

GO VOTE FOR ME :)

and my friend, the girl on top of me.

it's a magazine ambassador search....I'm one of the Top 25 finalist
They are narrowing it down to Top 10.
teehee.

Friday, September 10, 2010

I'm on a horse





wahahahahaha I got something to post up to show you guys, but it'll havta wait a couple of days. Kinda busy in the coming week, but I promise you guys will find this....interesting? lololol

JAY go update your blog or I'll post on my personal blog your desires and fantasies of a certain evil hobbit from indonesia. hohoho blackmail - always so satisfying. wakakakaka

monkeyatschul

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dear spammers..


haha you guys should listen to this song..

~Syen

Friday, August 6, 2010

CPR the blog

i cant remember what CPR stands for, i only know R is for resuscitation, lets come up with what C and P in CPR stand for ok? my wordpon of choice is Cryptic Phagolopubicopenile Resuscitation.

OK enough with being like a 13 year old. I should just google CPR but im too lazy.

Mel u busybody wanting to know about our lives. I dun think got anything saucy la..if not it will be up in the gutter edi..no use requesting mundane updates rite.

anyway as requested, have fun reading the following three thousand two hundred and twenty three lines of life.
my finals were done 3 days ago and i've been stoning at home in a virtual world. other than that, i went to the slash concert with Ervin, Jay Min and his college friends and it was awesome but could have been more more more awesome if some of the people in the crowd werent there.

The next thing i will know is i will be staring at hot stewardesses on the long ass flight back to the states. yeah im leaving in 2 weeks and not really looking forward to it.

but before that, i need to go crowbar out my wisdom tooth that cant erect properly. anybody know any good dentists to recommend since i have a dental phobia, especially the dentist's drill? General anaesthesia would be accepted with an open mouth.

so it looks like i have to abstain from playing futsal for a while, and take a hiatus from martial arts till my wisdom tooth cavity heals. i read that physical activity can cause the post surgical cavity to ejaculate more blood.. so i guess its time to be a good boy and sign up for a volunteer service.

OK thats all for now. maybe when im all drugged up and taking in liquidified solids on my bed, wilting in pain i will post something.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Since we're dying..

GO READ THIS.

and go youtube out 'Alex Reads Twilight'

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The medically free.

Hellooo everyone.
Funny how only the supposed-to-be-busy-med people are updating this blog. Haha..
Sean, the whole going to china thing to study mandarin is very normal la. Most of my cousins are doing it. And besides, where are you going? Like specifically? Some ulu place ah?

Haha..my course beats yours. We only have 12 weeks in sem 2. Our summative is on the 21st of October and then its "study break" until early december i think for End of Semester Examination, the one where they kick people out. *sniff* But yea, i think i'll be done with sem 2 by early december.

Come on, people! Update about your lives!

PS. eh Sean, do you know if there's a copy of Lange's Microbiology & Immunology available for download online? For free? hehe..


~Mel

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Sense - this picture makes none

monkeyatschul

I'm keeping this shit alive :)

Godammit, I'm not even 1 and a half weeks through sem 2 and I'm already falling behind. :(

anyhoos, hey guys! hows life been the past 2 weeks without me? bet you miss me XD wakakakaka

im already starting to miss home, sadly. lol. i only have 13 weeks of classes this sem, so i finish classes on the 28th of october. but my exams can range anytime til 19th november. and then there's the painful boring task of staying behind til the 28th of november for my cousin's wedding. rawr

OMG, my parents are actually thinking of sending me to China end of this year for a Mandarin crashcourse for bout a month. @@ shoot me. But they haven't found any good courses that fit perfectly into my holidays yet. phew. lol. but but if I do get forced to go for this mandarin thingy.......will anyone of you be interested to join? LOL at least i got a teman. hahahahahahaha

k im gonna go wash up and sleep now! buh bye! :)

monkeyatschul

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

LOL!!

it actually sounds like the real song hahahah!


~Syen

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

ASIAN FTW


monkeyatschul

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Call the cops, there's a madman on the loose and it's not Cze

Why the fuck is Vicky commenting on our photos??

If you guys don't know, Vicky = the Down Syndrome Vicky who used to be in our school one year below us. the one who went 'butterfly! butterfly!' in primary school.

like wtf man. he called us sohai. kns

good job in marking him as spam jay. I did too. LOLOLOL

monkeyatschul

Tiger Lily

Have you guys seen this video? Aih, pity the tiger. If it somehow regains consciousness and sticks its teeth and claws in the asscheeks of the trainer, I think the tiger will most probably be put to sleep when it is the trainer's and resort management's faults in the first place.

So I guess if we ever somehow miraculously have a roadtrip, bustrip or daytrip to Melaka, Afamosa resort safari world is out of the question?

And I think this is the issue that came out in the newspapers and if it did, some agency said they are gonna do something about it. But with the stereotype of being a Malaysian agency, would they actually do something? I sure hope they do something, and not something small.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

there was crack in the corner and someone dead, and fire coming out of a monkey's head



the guy's playing a guitar with 11 strings. this might sound dumb, but i didn't know that existed. hahahaha

monkeyatschul

Monday, May 17, 2010

Guess Whos Back? Back Again.

No prizes for the correct answer.

Anyway home is so hot I'm a 24-hour sweat machine and if I get a buck for each droplet of sweat my sweat glands ejaculate, I'll be rich.

The class blog needs some wildlife.

Anyone know where I can get the above animal as a backup screamer?

Oh and if you all are free, as in able to spare 3-5 mins, like during a television commercial or loading a youtube or whatever tube video, please do go vote for me and Teng Huei coz we got shortlisted in a song composing contest.

First, go to www.2crank.com

Then register, and verify the registration. The verification email might be in junk.

Then login.

Then near the top left it should say Juwita Suwito song composing contest, Vote Now!

Click on that

Then vote for The Falling Leaves of Autumn by Chase.

That's all.

Thank you.

P.S. Only can vote once per day. So please do it everyday. It is like the grand canyon separating us from the first and second but I'll be satisfied with 3rd place and at least 100 votes.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

the stuff you all would laugh at. :)

http://izismile.com/2009/03/27/why_do_some_girls_cut_their_pictures_and_leave_only_their_faces_2_pics.html


http://theberry.com/2009/11/11/plastic-surgery-hot-messes/ (this one is for Mel, don't hurt people when you become a plastic surgeon!)


SO yes you guys, I've not really been studying.

o.O!

*Speechless* This blog not safe for me to come anymore...hahahahahaha...








LOL Sam...You damn free..haha...Don't we have a final to be studying for.. hmm...

Hahaha...Why would i want to do tat...haha... lalalala~ wink to jay min*

okok promise won't do such creepy stuff..If i ever do that may God smite me with lightning right now... damn...must be careful during rainy days liao... >.< I TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF okay... =) ....haha Sean....no comment..(Tell you once you get back)...haha... Also going to wing chun your ass for posting that post...haha... Damn Sam...i am speechless right now...feels like those ashton kutcher you just got punk'd moments... I guess it's only right for me to give something back...haha.. And Sam,this post, it's for you then




Next time invite...You know how much i love this korean gee gee gee moments.. :)

Sean beat me to this post

I wanted to post up those photos of Cindy when I took em but since Sean beat me to it, I decided to take my time. AHHA. Just CHAY ANN and SHENG, promise me you will not print out her face and paste it on a blow up doll. I swear I'll report you to the cops as cyber stalkers. And here, this is WAI HAN. hahahahhahahahahaha. :)

Friday, May 7, 2010

Sorry for pushing your post of success down, mel, but....

I was browsing Facebook out of boredom and I came across this photo Sam uploaded.



AND I couldn't help doing this. It was sort of the first thing that came to my mind. (sorrrrry Sam haha)


Quote Sam from Facebook - "Like OMG, It's CIndy Tan!"

wakakakakakakaka

Strangely enough, the shoulders connect on the crude paint-shopped job I did. HAHA

hmmmmm maybe I should have done Chay Ann instead of Sheng. lol

monkeyatschul

She's a P!

Yay, i FINALLY sat for my driving exam!
haha..and it really reminded me what a small world it is..upon reaching the driving centre, i met Alex Ng (as in our junior), and WEI LUN! They were sitting for the exam too and I'm pleased to announce that all passed! Whee!

Oh, then on my way back (as in my instructor drove me back), the car broke down near kong hoe school, bukit kuda (yes, just my brilliant luck).
So I stood on the sidewalk in the sweltering heat waiting for my dad to come rescue me and then i heard a honk, turned and saw ANDY LOK..at least i think i did..haha, couldnt be sure, he drove away too fast, the jam was horrendous..

Ahh damn..holiday ends in 2 days..then its back to serious mugging.. :(


~Mel

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Past few posts = med NERD TALK!! =D

Heya! So how's everyone doing? And to the A-levels people, when are you guys graduating??

Wooh! My exams end on the 17th of June, earlier than you guys but unfortunately i'm only coming home on the 1st of July =( So i won't have a choice BUT to partake in 'alcohol/clubbing filled post-exam celebrations' =p And i'll be flying back Perth on the 22nd of July, i'll have 3 weeks of home to enjoy!

And on your random note about medicine, my friends are always complaining that they have to examine hairy penises all the time hahahah! They even stuck a glove used to touch a hairy penis on my room door =.=

In addition to what Mel said bout your post title Sean.. why are you telling the whole world you masturbate all the time? Information thats obvious yet we sooo do not need to know lol!

~Syen

oooppssss

haha my mum couldnt get the flight on the 24th of june for me. so i'm coming back on the 25th of june instead. 7am.

post exam parties, here i come :)

then HOME.

haha I can't wait for the 25th!! :)

OH, on a random note, i touched a dead body today. Old lady cadaver. The 2nd years dissected her head and thorax, so we got to touch/play with whatever parts they've cut up. Which is basically the brain (cut into 3 pieces), both the lungs and the heart (they cut holes in the atria and ventricles so we could look inside). Oh there were also the skull, eyeball, ribs, and looking at body layers in general. SO FREAKING AWESOME. :)

Don't worry, it was preserved with formaldehyde. So it didn't look that real anyway. And the smell of the formaldehyde made me hungry. lol. I'm not sickly disturbing, ok......it's a chemical effect. You can either feel real sick, hungry or don't feel anything at all after smelling formaldehyde. And I got hungry. Haha

Over the next few weeks we're gonna take a look at other organs and stuff, depending how fast the 2nd years cut up the cadavers. And next semester, we get to cut one ourselves. :)

Ok, I gtg now. Making a last ditch trip to the library to print notes and a report. gah

monkeyatschul

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

7 weeks

It's official.

I'm coming home on the 24th of June! My exam's in the morning of the 23rd, and then I'm flying off at 1am that night (which is technically already the 24th). So I'll reach around 6-7am on the 24th. Woohoo!

Well, I guess I can't take part in alcohol/clubbing filled post-exam celebrations. But who cares, I rather get home asap anyway. :)

I'm coming back to Melbourne on the 17th of July, so officially I have about 3 weeks to enjoy home. Aaaaaahhhhh I can't wait! Meeting up and hanging with all of you guys, futsal, dota, pool, daytona, all the other crazy shit we do and FOOD.

Damn Kyle, I envy you. Haha

See you peeps soon! (if you count 7 weeks as soon, but as Confucius said: Time flies faster than arrow =P so that's sort of around the corner. well, something for me to look forward to anyway)

monkeyatschul

Monday, May 3, 2010

For the nerd.

Haha..Well, sean, as this post is specially directed at you for that question of yours..(the answer will just spam the chatbox)..

erm, we've learnt, biochem (i freaking HATE biochem, kreb's freaking bicycle, who cares??? let the pharmacists bother about that!), some bones, cardio, nervous system, respiratory system, thorax, blood, lymph, special senses and a load of BS (no, not bullshit but its close to it, Behavioural Sciences *rolls of eyes*)..thats for now..and yes, its hell a lot..

And btw, our exam's on the same day, 23rd of june. Whoopee. I am so not prepared.

Err, im not sure about that title of your last post sean..whats wrong with you? are you not a med student? -.- you basically proclaimed to the world that you cant get any..well, not that i thought you could but to proclaim it out loud? haha..

oh..im on break btw..haha..a week break..


~Mel

Saturday, May 1, 2010

My lecturer says med kids are inexperienced in sex but 100% of males and 85% of females in med masturbate. aha...

Yo peeps

How's everyone?

Anyway, my midyear exams are on the 23rd of June, so I should be flying back a couple of days after that. Til somewhere in the middle of July (my classes start back again on the 19th of July). Phil will be flying back around the same time too I guess, maybe a bit earlier than me.

So....Kyle, Shuyen when are you two flying back? and Sam, Vhi, Sheng, when do you guys finish A Levels? Jay, RP, CA, Mel, Teng Huei when are your hols? I'm presuming Cze will still be free. haha

Can't wait to get back and hang with you guys. :)

GAH Liverpool v Chelsea tomorrow and I got no TV with foxtel to watch it. Shooootttt me. Haha. CHELSEA'S GOING DOWN SHENG. But Man U going to lose too (I hope), so you guys can get your title. =) no offence Kyle. hahahaha

Anyways, nothing much's happening here. I just downloaded Plants v Zombies and I'm addicted. Lame game, I know. But it's addictive. LOL

And Mel, what's up with the plastic people photos? Haha randommmmmmm =P

K I'm gonna play Plants v Zombies now. Then maybe do a bit of my assignment. I'm such a lifeless hick. blah

P.S: MEL and TENG HUEI! out of curiosity, what have you guys learnt so far? Haha. So far, all we've been doing here is basic anatomy, microbiology, a bit of histology, a bit of pharmacokinetics and very little physiology. Our main focus so far's been like crap about cells, genes, a freaking shitload of sociology, ethics, law and this thing called health enhancement which tells us to exercise, meditate and stay healthy. Whole load of bullshit. lol Bet you guys are learning more interesting stuff - besides plastic surgery picture obsession. hahaha

monkeyatschul

Sunday, April 25, 2010

For better or for worse?

Hello world. Updating needed here so you judge, for better or for worse?



Janice Dickinson.
The first ever supermodel (self-proclaimed) and facelift extraordinaire.

~

Lindsay Lohan
1998
2003
2009

~



Heidi Montag of "The Hills". Current queen of plastic surgery. After massive boob augmentation and rhinoplasty.



This is more interesting than my problem-based learning assignment, trust me.
~Mel

Monday, April 12, 2010

Ninjaaaa

Just for Deepan, Jay, Tong, Ruei Pern, Erv, Vhi and Sheng.

Friday, April 2, 2010

okay so...

Firstly OMG SEAN! hahahahaha. Sorry but I'm on the bandwagon that did not expect you to be the first one to get a special somebody. Congrats though and I can't wait for her to come down to meet us in M'sia. Mainly because I wanna see what Cze and Jay are gonna do. I can already see/hear it. The long tales of your nerd days, all the crying and gay torments. HAHA. But really, I'm glad you've found someone who cares for you and can take you seriously with all the LALA poses you're doing in EVERY photo Jay posted! Like i said, Congrats. :)

Anyways, for the rest of us who are still in M'sia, Single or not, Deepan is leaving to India in a month! Or so he told me so I said we should meet up and he said, "Don't worry Simuntah, I will plan". I really don't think he has, is or is going to. HAHA. But we've set a date, Next Friday (9th April). We're gonna meet up at Sunway Pyramid just to hang and have lunch and see how the wind blows after that. :D So, if any of you can/can't make it, Make a shout out on the Cbox! Hope to meet up with you all then too. Like Jay said, it's been awhile.

P.S. I'm having exams now and I'm sure Vhi and Sheng can agree when I say, it's shitty. And Jay, your comment on Sean's FB status update on how "Some people who I never thought cared.." or something like that was hilarious!

SamanthaOng.

T.T Sniff*

Jay I am so fucking proud of you! Now all you need to do now is to fly to Australia and hide near the bushes in Monash and wait for the pigeon to enter the nest =D




SINGLES CLUB!!! WE ARE THE LOSERS JAY!! Fist*

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Sean's gf.

While waiting for my Prototype game to be installed, I shall blog about Sean's gf, the new hot topic of the class blog. LOL. So, I found out only yesterday same with you guys when he posted it up on fb. I had some free time so I cyber-stalked him and got them pictures. Yay me.


This is the first time in my life I see 42 people liking a facebook relationship status change.


She's the one on the left. Sean likes them small eyed. :D:D.










Okay people. I'm off to go kill some people walking along the streets in prototype now. Update your relationship statuses if there is any. It might well be as shocking as Sean's. Hahaha. All the best bro. Just don't corrupt her with your lame jokes. XD



Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I guess I beat you guys to it XD

yo guys!!

I'm just posting this to clarify stuff up if you noticed my facebook status and go "that jackshit bitch of a friend didnt tell me!"

So yea, referring back to the title, I guess I beat you guys to it. You guys meaning Jay Min XD wahahaha

To those of you who are still clueless to what I'm talking bout...- and i dont really know how to put this in better terms so bear with me-......

I GOT MESELF A GIRLFRIEND =D

I can sense shock vibrating across the ocean. and gaping mouths staring at computer screens. lol

haha I'm guessing the next thing you wanna know are the details. So here goes:

Her name's Cass (as in Cassandra), she's 18 (1992 but born in march), she's doing med in monash as well, and she's a New Zealander - her parents were born in Indonesia but they migrated to Hong Kong where she was born and then they all migrated to New Zealnad when she was 7.

I think that's sort of enough details for you guys. LOL

cheers! hope you guys are having fun back in Malaysia (and in Perth if you're reading this Shu Yen and America for Kyle)

=)

P.S: I dont really have pictures of her, so yea, I will post some when I have them. But that might be a bit hard, because I have a Vietnamese friend here in Monash who says there's a pantang in Vietnam that we must abide by which sort of says that you're not allowed to take pictures of couples in the first 2 months of a relationship. And that Vietnamese friend is sort of the closest friend Cass and I have, so kantoi for the time being. LOL

monkeyatschul

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Damn.


Too common. ><. Right, Sheng? Hahahaha.

THE WAIT IS OVER

Suddenly have the urge to blog after a not so Hot Thursday...Surprising..Usually it would be burning like Hell..Weird day it has been today though...Fill you guys with the details through MSN if you want to hear it :) Anyway,it was not too long ago since my classmate,Shawn introduced me something which totally changed my life..







a website with such beautiful and fascinating contents...











NO..It is not some random asian girl's blog.....(I know what you are thinking in your dirty little minds Jay and Chay Ann...but I turned over a new leaf...2010 Resolution)








and NO.. it is not pornography either...







IT is.....!!
SOUTH PARK STUDIOS

And there goes my weekend ever since T.T

SEASON 14 is out!!! THE LONG TORTURING WAIT IS FINALLY OVER...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267106

Funny episode =)

Would recommend this episode which is my favourite so far

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103813/


Enjoy :)


OH YA!! NOT FORGETTING...




Haha...Yes...MORE Korean Girls... New Video fresh with english sub AND ALSO HIGH DEF =D Can't get any better than this right Kyle?(made sure not to block the chat box this time) Teehee~ Back to Revising Complex numbers :)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

yo yo mr hobo

Whaddup guys!

Class blog's abit dying. lol

Anyhoos, here's like a couple of updates.

Monash so far's been good =D

Orientation med camp at Phillip Island was AWESOME. I met like at least 100+ people and there were like loads of activities and random stuff. Like a bingo night (sounds lame, but there was like break dancing, rapping and music video quizzes and shit), random futsal matches with the african kids in my course, the ninja game and other shizz.

All the people in my course have like lectures together, so we're like meeting new people everytime. But in general, white guys keep to white guys, white girls to white girls and asians with asians. lol asians as in chinese people with chinese people, and indian people with indian people. but we do mix here and there once in a while. haha

AND surprisingly, most of the people in my course aren't nerdy. right, you do get a weirdo here and there, but almost everyone's like fun. And everyone's like interesting one way or another; like there's this white kid who can speak mandarin, a lot of white kids who can speak french or spanish, and stuff like that.

OH and everyone here makes fun of people from Tasmania and New Zealand. Because everyone regards them as Tarzans. lol

Lecturer: "Imagine you wake up with 2 heads. Give me a logical explanation for this situation."
Student: "I'm Tasmanian."
Lecturer: "hahahaha Good answer. (thumbs up) Strange enough, I hear that every year. =D"

LOL btw, my Tasmanian friend shot a kangaroo for dinner before. So it isn't hard to imagine why they get loads of shit. haha

Lecturers here are mostly good. I hate my sociology lecturer though. She's more boring than a dead fish. There was one lecture she had on masturbation and homosexuality, and everyone was still nodding off into sleep. garh. oh, btw, did u know, apparently kids as old as 15 months begin to masturbate. It's called the "natural exploration of the body". LOL

Our course isn't hard, but there's a lot of work and readings to do. Other than that, all's good. =D

P.S: I just got a $5000 scholarship from Trinity College. =)))) My HOI lecturer (whose lecture I skipped from April last year) emailed me about it and now I havta meet up with her to collect my money. God grant me a good explanation if she asks me why I hadn't signed her role sheet for most of last year. whoopee

monkeyatschul


Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Architorture starts in a week.

O cool sean. I'm having orientation as well. Probably skipping the next few days. And I have a day trip with some degree people this sat. so yea, everything's great.


My class has 130 people. 30 from foundation Jan intake (that's me). 30 from March. And 70 outsiders, probably from pre-u. So I managed to see some new people here and there during today's orientation. Heck of a competition starts this year. So many Seans. @@

About your email, sean. Hahaha. I was syok sendiri in CA's house so I used ur email. It was the easiest to remember. cool123456789876*****. And I don't plan on omegleing for some time so you're safe. hahaha.


Chao people.
No fresh meat in my intake if you guys are wondering.

Monday, February 22, 2010

sorry for the wordy post

HELLO

it's been almost exactly a week since I left Malaysia. Time flies damn bloody fast man.

It's been like a way tiring week.

I....enrolled with Monash, settled my accommodation in Rusden House, paid my fees, bumped into a friend who's staying at Cobain St which is nearer to Monash than Rusden House, checked out Cobain St, inspected and officially paid rent for an empty studio at Cobain St, cancelled my apartment in Rusden House, met a couple of other awesome Med people, saw LOADS of square, spectacle, nerd Med people, met a pretty large group of Malay government scholars who are doing Med as well, baddy-ied with the gang =D, and brought my parents around Clayton and the city.

Right now, I'm going through orientation in Monash. And I tell you la, O Week in Monash is the messiest piece of crappy organisation ever. If I ever meet the idiot who organised orientation, I would stamp MORON in red ink over his/her forehead. Or put a flaming plastic bag of slimy dog crap in front of his/her office. Serious shit

The only up-side to O Week is that Med students are required to attend a 3 day 2 night trip to Phillip Island Adventure Resort this Friday. And we havta bring sleeping bags, pillows and all. Sounds like fun. And apparently there's gonna be a lot of alcohol and partying. =D yay for alcohol-induced partying in a remote jungle on an island with sleeping bags!

So now I gotta go for more orientation crap tomorrow and Thursday, then Phillip Island on Friday til Sunday, come back Sunday night, start classes on Monday morning and move in to my place at Cobain St asap from next Monday onwards.

Hello lack-of-sleep-eyebags.

Neways, hope you guys are having a blast back home (or in Perth if you're reading this Syen and US if you're reading this Kyle).

OH and WTF IS JAY USINGG MY CONTACT DETAILS TO RANDOMLY TALK TO STRANGERS ON OMEGGLE OR SOMETHING? you jackshit asswipe. lol

and did Chay Ann meet his 'pang-pang's yet? LOL

damn I miss all the pool, cyber and dota-ing we did during the hols =(

monkeyatschul

Friday, February 19, 2010

OMGWTHappened

Wahlao I got lost in the realm of the lost for a while oni the class blog like this edi. I sure missed out on loads of shit.

Sheng, here I post one video for you.


And Sean, good pictures. hahaha.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Pictures worth a thousand words

LOL fine fine the post is taken down.
Anymore crap from either of you and..
Chay ann, that video will be going up and the people involved will be tagged. I'll give u a hint. MGK.
Sheng, i will personally add her as a friend, upload the picture and tag her. maybe even add a little comment =)


Tuesday, February 9, 2010

BORED






















monkeyatschul

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Who needs Russell Peters?

sean - monkeyatschul.blogspot.com says:
*kk
*i gonna go sleep liao
*night

- [ l i n c z e ] - is falling in love all over again! says:
*ok
*ON YOUR HO!!!

_______________________________________________________


Mark Lee Happy b'day man. Stay away from the computer games and junk food today, okay?


Elcy Low
Elcy Low
xD hahaha! that's mean jay! anyway, i tumpang here. happy birthday! :) enjoy your day la, but make sure its not games and junks la.

Sean Tan Xia Xern
Sean Tan Xia Xern
u just copied whatever he said. lame

Elcy Low
Elcy Low
no. i put it in a nicer way. :P

_________________________________________________________


Elcy Low
jazz bar is expensive. one time dinner no 300 bucks i dun believe. plus, is very de far la! aiyoyoyoyoyo. wednesday morning bkt?




Respect to whoever can decipher the 3rd thing cze typed. =P

monkeyatschul

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Plastics anyone?

Haha..so I was watching this episode of Grey's Anatomy..and Yang had to perform this surgery..
this Penile Transplant surgery..HAHA..

so IF I do decide to go into plastics, THAT would be what I would have to deal with. So guys, anybody interested? HAHAHAHA..

its basically using the scrotum as a lever, in plain words, squeeze the balls and *swoosh* you get a "lift-off"..hahahaha..


~Mel

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Snow Isn't Fun

Wakaka yesterday was the first time I experienced snow. And it wasn't a pleasurable experience.

Anyway, congrats Mel. Should I need any bodily modifications excluding gender alterations I'll look for you. Better give good rates ah.

And Jay, well at least you got something to put on your resume. And now got more free time.

Well all the best in the next step of your education, all of you!!

Oh and Sam, in the video, it wasn't PDL, it's more like PMS.

Aren't you all glad i downloaded a copy? :)

Yes Kyle, there is PDL in it too. But I don't think you remember that much, we were all too busy laughing. People, this is a MUST watch. So is that video on youtube of KeatTong and Vhimal almost pee-ing in their pants while on the cable car ride in Langkawi. :D

Btw Jay, that vid of Sheng's composition is hillarious. IF only we had ChayAnn's ones video-ed as well. Darnnit!

Sheng's composition is da bomb.

I suddenly thought of it out of the blue. It's the best composition ever written in English class.


Saturday, January 23, 2010

Class blog's up and going again. AWESOME

Firstly, congrats Mel! Come do your clinicals in Melbourne or something. Like Thuan Tzen. haha. oh and good luck too =D; you've probably heard from Thuan Tzen that the majority of the people in IMU are crazy nerds who study every second of their free time every day because they're 'responsible' students. so....(cuts off mid-sentence)...Oh wait no....I think you'll fit in just nicely. HAHA

just joking Mel, just joking. JOKING. put the broom down.

But seriously, don't nerd like those nerds unless exams are coming or your lecturer decides to give free candy for smartasses who can answer questions in class. *drools* candddyyyy...*wipes drool* It's good for you academically and all, but definitely not mentally and emotionally. so yeah, GOOD LUCK =D

Crap I just realised I got less than a month before I fly back to Melbourne. 23 days to be exact. Time passes damn fast man. (worms armageddon voice) Confucius say: "time fly faster than arrow!"

Neways, I'm almost done with all the stuff I have to do. Finished enrolling for Monash, got an apartment near uni and got my visa (which included a shit-ass medical by a shit-ass doctor and extra sending of documents to the Australian Embassy because I was among the lucky few they selected to do an extra check on). Now the only things I gotta do are defer my NS (babi betul), buy my books and visit the dentist.

k gotta go sleep. got a lunch to attend tomorrow so I havta get up in the morning. morning...(shudders)....

monkeyatschul

Lala land.

Aww kyle. You left too soon. I didn't know about the others but I felt like I didn't catch up much with you when you were around. There's stil mid term break to look forward to.


College starts on 23 Feb for me. Same goes to CA.
I got a job, and after a week of working, I got indirectly fired/quit. You can say either way, I wouldn't mind. I guess like 95% of you guys reading this blog knew what happened.

But for kyle, I'll post it up here. My boss plans on training me to work full time on weekends. So I let him know that when my college starts, I wouldn't be able to work. So he said it was wasting his time training me up and so was mine (pay's kinda low), so might as well stop working. And yea, that's how it happened.


And stupid things you missed out? I guess you can say CA's and Sheng's random hilarious stalker conversations but I think you left too early to have heard it.


And congrats to Mel again for being accepted to IMU. I have no idea when I'll see you again. When you break out, let me know. Thanks.

Hope you guys are doing well. ;)


P/S. There's a Jazz and Blues pub in bukit tinggi, on the way to aeon bukit tinggi. Any feedback? Is it one of those sucky klang karaoke pub ripoff or like a super duper rare nice one? I'm asking since you guys live on the other side of town

Hello world.

Haha. I honestly don't mind posting Crimson Bay up here. It'll be hell a lot of typing though..haha..so guys? Sam? Anybody actually interested in doing this?? Hahaha..

Hi Kyle. Yes I'm fine. Haha. Well, I guess I won't be returning to Sydney anymore. Well, just to collect my stuff from Sydney anyway..haha..I got acccepted into IMU for Feb which means that I'll be seeing Lee Teng Huei, future paediatrician (hope I spelt that right), around campus and probably in some of my classes as well. So yes, whoopee, I am finally going somewhere with that dream of cutting and slicing people open of mine. :)

I sense a lot of rushing in the meantime before uni starts though (Huh. Uni. We are growing up aren't we? With the exception of Phil who will still be in high school though. Haha).
I'll probably fly off to Sydney on the 31st of jan to bring back my stuff and I'll probably be back on the 4th of feb. Then I'll be in Ipoh on the 12th and 13th. Flying off to Korea on te 14th and returning on the 21st. And uni starts on the 22nd of Feb.

Hectic. Haha.


~Mel

Friday, January 22, 2010

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Soup

Wahhhhhhh, I got 1 paragraph. Thanks Sam. Nah, I don't think I'd be a contributor to CrimsonBay(nice initials..haha), because too many cooks spoil the soup. And the thought of Mel and Shu Yen chasing my ass with a broom and a car and dogs because my work is not up to par or didn't follow the plot they wanted is disturbing enough. What happened to that book anyway? Can the writer/writers/ghostwriters/publishers/editors post it on this blog or their own personal but not private blog?

Oh and I'm feeling down. So how you gonna make it up to me?

OK, enough about Sam, how are all of you doing? I know me being gone doesn't make any darn difference but hows life after college? hows the second half of college? hows work? anyone got laid? any stupid stupid stupid thing that I missed out on?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

21012010

It would've been a cooler title if my birthday was yesterday or if it was on the 20th of Oct. But it's not so, too bad :P!

Anyhooos, but a BIG thank you to Yen, Cze, Jay, RueiPern, Sean and ChayAnn for coming to surprise me for the second year in a row! I'm gonna let you all know now, next year I'll be ready. With maybe a freaky mask or a dog in my room to scare the crap of you all. HAHA. I can already imagine you all jumping around, cursing. lol. It was also really sweet of you guys to come all the way up to Subang eventhough you all were tired from the night before. I really did enjoyed the long talk we had in Klang. Man, some things don't change. We can still talk for hours and not get bored of the same old conversations. Being out of school, I think, lets me appreciate our time together more and not take it for granted (not that I used to, but I don't come home and blog about school, did I?).

For Ng Yu Wei, I know you're shy and that's why I think I bug you so much. I'm sorry too for not spending enough time with you when you were back. I promise to make it up to you the next time you're down a'ight? :) And you shouldn't hate writing so much, you're really good at it. Like all your 'long, boring' blogposts, I actually enjoy reading all of them. It's the way you put what you think and how you feel into words that is special and you're gifted so maybe you should even consider being an author. lol. Crimson Bay is always looking for writers, hand in resume to MelMok. HAHAHAHAHA.

Once again, thanks for everything you all! WOOHOO to being nineteen! :)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Phil faced the truth.


It was hard for us to tell you, but at least you found out by your own.
Don't be depressed.
Don't overdose yourself with panadol.
We'll still be here for you.

Title Removed, Too Inappropriate

Sheng, I don't know who is who, I'd take them all and inspect them close up and choose the ones I like. I just hope that neither Krystal nor Victoria is the one that looks like a guy.

I need to start writing more since I'm taking English this semester and got 3 major projects. Damn. I hate writing.

I have no idea on what to write about. Hmm, I don't mean to steal your thunder here Sam but I think I'll write a tribute to your journey on the Quickie search, not that I am that well equipped to write it and since you nagged about a lack of updates. I only saw you on the quickie once. If you don't like it or don't want it up anymore, tell me. I'll remove it and let you touch me for a while.

Here's to Sam, whom as far as I know, is the first among us to have her face and name seen in the magical colored moving images but soul stealing boxes sitting in out living rooms and some bedrooms and even toilets. Although you did not emerge victorious, don't be too sad. You can always name your child Victoria. Frankly, I turned off the TV to go take a shit and then a long shower after I saw a female that wasn't you sandwiched between the 2 guys on the couch. And I only saw you once on the Quickie and that wasn't even live. But cut me some slack, I was in the US at that time.

I don't know if you will agree with me on this paragraph but you don't have to. You are not going to pull an ISA on me right? Firstly, as I think you know, it is a tedious job. The travelling to 1U, the make up, the late timeslot, and some other things which I can't think of. And you as a student have your studies as your priorities. More so when you are taking your A Levels which I think has one of the heaviest workloads. So you already being so busy, why make yourself busier? You're not a bee. And you're not yet even 20. And also, to illustrate my point, when I was back, I only SAW you 3 times. Emphasis on saw because I just look at you, you look at me, you try to touch me and succeed, then I give my usual response, communicate a very little tiny winy bit and then siaran tergendala. Blame me if you want for the lack of communication but I am a shy boy. Besides, one time you had to leave early because you had to prepare for your big day the next day and another time you were on a 'date' so I didn't want to ruin your moments. I'm not sure if it was a pseudo-date or a real date and I also don't know who initiated it but I'm not gonna extend my nose and inadvertently or indirectly ruin your chances with him.

Moreover, you are still young. Older than me by slightly more than a year though, but still young. People say that 20 is the new 10 right? So, you're 9. I'm pretty sure that this exposure has unlocked and will open more doors to opportunities for you in the future if it hasn't already. It will then be up to you to step into those doors or watch as you stand there and do nothing while they close right before your eyes. Well, you made it into the Top 6 out of I don't know how many people who auditioned. Somewhere between 30,000 or 3,000? I'll guess 3,333. And even if I take the smaller number, you are already in the top 0.2 percentile. And I think you gained lots of insight and experience about a prospective future career. You had many supportive fans too, who are like you, not afraid to fight. And lastly, I forgot to ask for your autograph.

OK, I already spewed out much more crap than I expected to. It's probably a sign for me to go sleep.

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Enjoy Kyle!! =D Damn....Krsytal and Victoria so hot.......